“Son, remember those swimming lessons I paid for? Where you learnt to hold your breath for over a minute? They’re gonna come in handy now.”
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Well that at least explains why the Kid keeps staying late
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WANT!
Never waste a drop. Eat it all up, boy. It’s a great source of protein.
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Can I bury my face in his crotch? Because good lord!…